For those weary of the blatant Sorkin-worship on this blog, I promise this will be the last of him for a little while. But as he often does, he has inspired me to try my hand at something a little offbeat today. I would never claim to be half the wordsmith he is, but Sorkin does have a particular style that can be mimicked by us lesser mortals who have studied his works a little too obsessively. Behold then, for your amusement, Star Trek: The Next Generation as written by Aaron Sorkin. Hope you dig. (Sorry about the pdf, but script format doesn’t seem to want to play well here. And oh yeah, characters copyright Paramount Pictures, no infringement intended, purposes of parody, so on and so forth.)
Yes, as William Shatner would say, I need to get a life.