Happy Back to Standard Time Day! Â It’s been a productive, decorative day on this side of the pond – installing curtain rods, acquiring Christmas accouterments and saying goodbye to the Halloween tchatchkes. Â On the subject of the latter, I regret to announce that the otherwise brilliant and crisp morning delivered an unhappy surprise. Â A few weeks ago my better half came up with the delightful idea of making a pumpkin snowman – three gourds stacked atop one another, clad with a scarf, belt and gloves. Â We used thin bamboo sticks to anchor the pumpkins together and branches for arms with tiny leaf-stuffed mittens on the end, so he could wave hello to the trick-or-treating kids. Â It turned out great and lots of compliments were to be had from visitors. Â This morning, however, we discovered that a misanthropic type or types had decapitated him and smashed his head across the street. Â We haven’t had the greatest of luck with our outside decorations; last Christmas a light-up doe was stolen from our front yard and never recovered. Â But even though Halloween was over, even though we didn’t have to go out and purchase a replacement, this particular act of vandalism really set me off. Â Unfortunately, smashing pumpkins isn’t just the name of a crummy 90’s emo band, it’s a deplorable Halloween “tradition.” Â Certain folk seem to acquire an endorphin rush by destroying every pumpkin they can find, and our innocent, happy little guy was just the latest victim.
Warning: Â Gruesome images follow.

The sheer futility of the exercise is staggering. Â Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter – their job done, the pumpkins would have all gone in the garbage on the next collection day. Â But to take the time to trespass onto someone else’s property to destroy something cute for what – because it was there? Â All smug in its cute pumpkin-ness? Â Joy in destruction is a concept that continues to elude me. Â It certainly speaks to the character, or lack thereof, of the pedestrian minds that spotted our pumpkin snowman and decided to strike. Â Not that I’m bitter or anything. Â Little @#$!ers.
In everything there are those who build and those who tear down. Â A while back a Chinese tourist in Egypt decided that what a 5000-year-old hieroglyphic really needed was his name scratched onto it. Â You may remember as well the story about the ancient Buddhas carved into hillsides in Afghanistan that were destroyed by the Taliban with rocket launchers. Â I’m not in any way suggesting that a little headless pumpkin snowman compares even remotely to such significant acts of cultural vandalism, but it’s a minuscule part of this larger trend that sees a portion of humanity dedicated to destroying what the rest of it is creating. Â You could even extrapolate this argument further and point to corporate entities that ravage landscapes in pursuit of profit, and strangle any attempt to legally prohibit them from doing it. Â It doesn’t even have to be corporations – look at the photos of what’s left of the Amazon rainforest, a bleak, yellowed, poisoned wasteland, now that enterprising gold prospectors have decided to set up shop. Â Far too many of us have chosen to be irredeemable Wreck-It Ralphs.
How do you swim against the tide? Â We can all probably remember a time in our childhood when we spent what seemed like hours carefully crafting a fortress of sand only to have a sibling stomp through it out of sheer petulance. Â There was little choice then but to begin the painstaking effort of rebuilding, grain by grain. Â So too must it be in later life. Â You can’t let yourself be intimidated out of creation by the fear that someone may come along and smash it to bits. Â Someone very well may. Â But the fact that we’re all still here, alive and continuing to thrive, leads me to believe that there are far more builders than wreckers in the world. Â There is a philosophical choice to be made, whether to believe that people are basically good or basically evil. Â I’ve always fallen into the former camp, despite my faith in such having been tested on numerous occasions. Â Fundamentally, the kids who thought it would be hilarious to smash our pumpkin snowman – as much as (a very small) part of me would enjoy seeing them flogged – aren’t psychopathic miscreants or agents of chaos. Â They weren’t out to cause me or my family any grievous harm. Â They’re just kids driven by hormones making a bad call. Â And I’m sure at some point in their lives someone has destroyed something they created, and they know how rotten it can feel. Â So I’m choosing to forgive, and vowing to make our Christmas exterior display even better. Â Gotta keep building that sandcastle, no matter how many times somebody kicks it down.
Unless our deer gets stolen again. Â Then I’m out for blood.
