My name is Graham, and I am a man of many opinions and talents. On any given day the opinions will exceed the talents by at least a 10:1 ratio. This is my chance to share these observations and thoughts with you. I believe in the betterment of humanity and raising our intellectual bar, and if there is a singular thread running through my work, it is this sense of hope and possibility. I promise never to be cruel for cruelty’s sake and that all snark will be directed only towards richly deserving targets. Because a belly laugh is always more powerful than a hateful scream.
Aside from that, I am a long-time husband and a brand-new father, friend to many and enemy to none (except that one guy, and he knows who he is, the bastard). I am a lover of the crackle of ice in a martini shaker and the wit of the English, esp. Fry, Stephen, Izzard, Eddie and Python, Monty. I fawn shamelessly over anything written by Aaron Sorkin and dream in idle moments of one day contributing dialogue to a James Bond or Star Wars movie. I have one finished novel, its half-written sequel and the seeds of at least two and a half more that it would be nice to someday see on someone else’s shelves. Until that fateful day, you can read me here, follow me on Twitter (@TheGrahamMilne, because some dude who tweeted twice in 2009 and never again is hoarding my name) or check me out on The Huffington Post.
Got something to say offline? Email me at grahamscrackersblog (at) gmail (dot) com. I’ll respond as quickly as I can. Even quicker if you work for Albert R. Broccoli’s Eon Productions and have a job offer in mind.